This is an actual Xmas ornament I found today at Hobby Lobby. Um...er...why? Hobby Lobby is run by the same type of Christians who get their panties in a wad when people want to respect ALL faiths by saying, "Happy Holidays."
How dare you show respect. That's wrong! That's a war on Xmas.
Showing respect is an act of war, but declaring that one of your holiest holidays is really "All about the Benjamins" is okay?
This leaves me itching for a little caroling.
"For unto us a child is born. Unto us, a son is given and his name shall be overshadowed by cheap ornaments hanging from a pagan remnant as we celebrate his birth."
Reminds me of another song I rewrote last year in honor of the Xmas season.
(to the tune of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus").
Your own inflatable Jesus. Santa blown up on your lawn, deflate at dawn.