And now a word from my daughter

There is very little in the world funnier than what comes out of the mouths of babes (assuming it's not Harry Potter's lego head or a purple marker).  Here are a few gems from my youngest.

Today, she ate the purple marker and was covered in purple ink all over her face and hands.  As I cleaned her off, I said, "Oy vey!"  She then exclaimed, "Oy vey, boy!"  That's my usual exclamation since it's typically her brother who elicits an, "Oy vey!"  I told her, "No.  This time, it's oy vey to you."  So she exclaimed, "Oy vey me!"  

Yesterday, while playing outside with her brother and sisters, she got distracted and had an accident.  When I peeled her wet clothing off of her, I told her, "Even your socks are wet."  She then said in surprise, "I peed in my dox."  Maybe it was the tone of voice, but it cracked me up.

Today, we ran late when picking the big kids up from Hebrew school.  I scooped her up and exclaimed, "Oh holy hell!"  She then repeated me.  So I told her, "You don't have to repeat that." She morphed into a mini Beavis and said, "Huh huh huh Hell."  

Oy vey, this girl!