The lack of U's and H's made it impossible to type in my URL or even write my own name. Of course, I was H-less on Harry Potter's birthday, so I got to wish a "appy birtday to arry Potter." Apparently, when a keyboard is destroyed by water, it develops Hagrid's accent.
Now that I have the entire collection of letters, numbers and punctuation at my fingertips, I can share this story which manages to be both penis-related and funny.
Our children, like every other child who has come before them, like to repeat inappropriate things...loudly...in mixed company.
My husband was giving the two youngest a bath this weekend when our son (who
The 5-year-old announced, "(blah blah blah; stuff and nonsense)...but I just have a kid-sized penis because I'm a kid. Not Daddy, though. He's a grownup, so he has a big penis. Daddy, your penis is THIS big." (said while holding his hands quite a wide distance apart)
At that point, I heard my husband tell him, "Now THAT you're allowed to repeat anywhere and everywhere you want."
It was at this point that I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.