Quotable Christians

Welcome to a new segment I like to call Quotable Christians.  Since I have my, "You Know You're A Jew When," moments, I figured I'd toss this out for my Christians friends (for me, really.  I just needed an excuse to share this). 

I reserve the right to have future installments of Quotable Christian the Athiest Edition or the Muslim Edition.  

This evening's quotable Christian quotation is this little ditty from a friend; 


"She couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid.  It's an act of Christian charity to go to mass every Sunday and not bean her over the head with a song book."